March 2011
3 posts
Anonymous asked: why did you stop writing?
the foxman cometh
eyes of a falcon
the strength of seven oxen
cunning like a fox
8 tags
[This is Why I Shop Online]
Optimus prime mask?
Ugh yea, it’s for my nephew.
I lie to cashiers
November 2010
8 posts
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[She's Probably A Part of the Empire Anyways.]
I got a tattoo!
All the babes will love me now!
…girls don’t like Star Wars!?
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[A/S/L?!?!?!]
Oh, internet girl
You broke down my firewall
And stole my Heart Drive.
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[Rogues are Great from Behind After All.]
Yeah, let’s go Baby
Let’s try fantasy a bit
Level 2 Rogue Elf
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[Cheat Codes, Too.]
Sex just needs to be
bit more like Video Games
Extra lives, restart.
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[In a Galaxy Far, Far away...]
I can be your Han
and you can by my Leia
Flying forever.
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[I Don't Do Well in Bars.]
When I do get drunk
I don’t hit on many girls
I buy web domains
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[It's Not Like I Have Girls Over.]
Yes! It’s the weekend.
Friday, Satuday, Sunday
No pants, no worries.
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[HOLDIN'! SMOKIN'! READY!]
What the hell Netflix?
Why don’t you have Ghostbusters?
My night is ruined.
(Submitted by my favorite blog, Nerdygirl Love)
October 2010
1 post
A Little Han Solo, on the Side.
Lego by lego,
his frozen state came to life
“I love you.” “I know.”
August 2010
9 posts
6 tags
[I Promise you, we were not out getting laid.]
We apologize
We haven’t updated much
We didn’t find lives.
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[Most Men Want Muscle Cars. Me? Well...]
My dream vehicle?
The Millennium Falcon
Flying through the stars
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[Captain of the NCC-Not Getting Laid]
Captains are the best
Mal, Solo, Kirk, and Picard
I want my own ship.
[Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangster]
Office Space was right. Why do printers never work?! Where’s my baseball bat?
[Flip Flip BOOM]
Does Anyone else Make a flipbook from Post-Its? Exploding Stick men!
[Gonna be a Long Ride]
Long roadtrip ahead… I remember to bring games. …Forget my DS.
[Frag Together]
Don’t see my friends much, But we do play Xbox Live My nerd social life
[Vlad the Tech Support]
Working the nightshift No calls, no sun, no people. Vampire tech support.
[YouTube]
Here I am, YouTube!
“Never gonna give you up…”
Oh god, I want out
July 2010
20 posts
[Just what a growing boy needs]
Never go hungry
Mom’s just an earshot away..
“GIVE ME LASAGNA!”
[No one's around!]
Where have the nerds gone? I tried the comic book store I wanna talk Spock
[Block the noise]
headphones, my savior
logorreah fills my ears —
save when I’m with you
7 tags
[I KNOW YOU DO THIS]
I’m so damn hungry. Check the fridge for the fifth time, Nope, there’s still no food.
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[You know it's true]
Who needs computers? Oh wait… I can’t live without. And neither can you.
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[Partials only count as half]
Look at the ceiling, Count how many tiles there are, ..But just the whole ones.
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[Pale is the new tan]
Ninety SPF: A nerd’s favorite sunblock. Paler than a bone.
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[Ride the wave]
Yeah, I’m an athlete. I’m an extreme couch surfer. Wait.. That’s a sport, right?
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[Put The Batcave to shame]
I need a man-cave. Computers, TVs, nice couch… And a hot bar wench.
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[Some Crew Members are Just Doomed.]
I’m on the Enterprise!
What? Why won’t I last a week?
What’s this? A red shirt?
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[Our Children Will Be On Sale For $9.99.]
Oh Steam, I love you
Your games are so cheap and great
Will you marry me?
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[Nerds Can't Do Pillow Talk.]
Your expansion slot
Seems like it needs some hardware
…that’s not sexy, huh?
[I Can't Work In These Conditions]
Look out the window, Sun is shining; beautiful. Quickly close the blinds.
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[I Was the USA, and We Lost That Time Too.]
The most I have cared
About the World Cup is when
I played FIFA ‘10.
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[You Collect Rings, I Save Princesses.]
Sonic the Hedgehog
I fought ghosts, Bowser, Cannons
You just ran around.
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[And the Occasional Blonde...and Ginger...]
I am so alone
Traveling through time and Space
The T.A.R.D.I.S and I.
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[I did Science Experiments, They do Jager Bombs.]
Back when I was young
We had Bill Nye and ‘The Count’
Now they have…Snooki.
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[I Have Sex Much Like an Out of Date Computer]
This never happens
Just give me fifteen minutes
I have to reboot.
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[Those With Glass Phones]
Yeah, my phone is the shit.
It does everything…ever.
OH NO PLEASE DON’T DROP!
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[You're cute and all... but get down!]
Cat, get off my lap You do this everytime! No! Not the keyboar;jkdslf
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[Contribute to Nerd Haiku!]
Think we suck at these?
Think you’re a poetic nerd? Contribute your own!
June 2010
28 posts
Morning Routine
Watched Harvey Birdman You get that thing I sentcha? Damn purple hippo
6 tags
[My Favorite]
Notepad: You’re awesome. The plain text gift from heaven. HTML love.
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[Vicious Cycle]
ALRIGHT! Time to work. Just gotta check Facebook first… Hours later… “ALRIGHT!”
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[Not a Choice]
I got to move out. Getting out of this basement. Mom said I had to.
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[911 Needs to Check Twitter more Often]
In today’s strange world We don’t call for help. Instead, We tweet the problem.
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Futurama is Back!
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
Planet Express is back up!
Don’t get us canceled.
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[Woe is Me]
Going to Vegas! …But I still can’t talk to girls. Can’t even buy chicks.
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[I Believe You Have My Stapler]
One thing your desk needs: A nice red Swingline stapler Make the nerds jealous.