[A/S/L?!?!?!]

Oh, internet girl

You broke down my firewall

And stole my Heart Drive.

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[I Don’t Do Well in Bars.]

When I do get drunk

I don’t hit on many girls

I buy web domains

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The Morning Ritual.

Wake up, open Chrome

Make tea, check Reddit, read mail

XBOX, you’re up next.

You know, our internet connection is a lot like our sex life…

It’s a love, hate thing

Like a secure connection

No back-door entrance.

Baby, I’m your Mario and you’re my Peach.

Don’t worry baby

I came from the internet

Konami code: Start.

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You Downvote my Productivity

I’ll start after this

I’ll close your tab after this

Reddit, I hate you.