Nerd Haiku

7 Notes

[Cheat Codes, Too.]

Sex just needs to be

bit more like Video Games

Extra lives, restart.

Sonic the Hedgehog

I fought ghosts, Bowser, Cannons

You just ran around.

3 Notes

I’ve searched long and hard

It seems my Princess is in

Another castle.

Start Game. Oh, I died

I die again…and again

Fuck you, Mega Man.

Don’t worry baby

I came from the internet

Konami code: Start.