3 Notes

[Rogues are Great from Behind After All.]

Yeah, let’s go Baby

Let’s try fantasy a bit

Level 2 Rogue Elf

7 Notes

[Cheat Codes, Too.]

Sex just needs to be

bit more like Video Games

Extra lives, restart.

3 Notes

[I Promise you, we were not out getting laid.]

We apologize

We haven’t updated much

We didn’t find lives.

2 Notes

[Nerds Can’t Do Pillow Talk.]

Your expansion slot

Seems like it needs some hardware

…that’s not sexy, huh?

2 Notes

[I Have Sex Much Like an Out of Date Computer]

This never happens

Just give me fifteen minutes

I have to reboot.

Kryptonian Condoms

I may save the world

But Porn was my true calling

Kal-El: Dick of Steel.