4 Notes

[She’s Probably A Part of the Empire Anyways.]

I got a tattoo!

All the babes will love me now!

…girls don’t like Star Wars!?

2 Notes

[In a Galaxy Far, Far away…]

I can be your Han

and you can by my Leia

Flying forever.

4 Notes

[Most Men Want Muscle Cars. Me? Well…]

My dream vehicle?

The Millennium Falcon

Flying through the stars

2 Notes

[Captain of the NCC-Not Getting Laid]

Captains are the best

Mal, Solo, Kirk, and Picard

I want my own ship.

[We’ll head down there after hunting womp rats]

Mos Eisley spaceport:

Hive of scum and villainy,

but serve damn fine drinks.

Through Boba’s Eyes

Trapped in the Sarlacc.

It’s really lonely in here…

I hate Han Solo.

2 Notes

Episode 7: No Second Date.

I know you’re pretty

But that should be no excuse

Jar-Jar was not cute.

Saving the Galaxy.

Take me to Naboo
I’ll save the whole damn franchise.
I will end Jar-Jar.