7 Notes

[Cheat Codes, Too.]

Sex just needs to be

bit more like Video Games

Extra lives, restart.

[Our Children Will Be On Sale For $9.99.]

Oh Steam, I love you

Your games are so cheap and great

Will you marry me?

1 Notes

[I Was the USA, and We Lost That Time Too.]

The most I have cared

About the World Cup is when

I played FIFA ‘10.

[You Collect Rings, I Save Princesses.]

Sonic the Hedgehog

I fought ghosts, Bowser, Cannons

You just ran around.

[Green is Master Chief]

How nerds see World Cup:
The blue team is Megaman
The Red?  Mario.

2 Notes

[The wait is worth it]

Finally!  E3!
I can look, but I can’t play.
The wait has begun.

There is ALWAYS a Secret Underground Science Lab.

Zombies? Please. Let’s go

I’ve played Resident Evil

I’m prepared for this.

Yeah, It’s Been A While Since I’ve had a Date.

I JUST GOT A DATE!

Alright, don’t screw this one up

Bring two controllers.

3 Notes

I Would Kill 10,000 Bowsers…

I’ve searched long and hard

It seems my Princess is in

Another castle.

PARTY HARD!

Crack open a beer

You wont have to drink alone

Over XBOX Live.