7 Notes

[Cheat Codes, Too.]

Sex just needs to be

bit more like Video Games

Extra lives, restart.

PARTY HARD!

Crack open a beer

You wont have to drink alone

Over XBOX Live.

9 Notes

The Morning Ritual.

Wake up, open Chrome

Make tea, check Reddit, read mail

XBOX, you’re up next.

The God of Video Games has a Sense of Humor

New 360 game!

Open drive and insert disk…

SHIT! Red Ring of Death.

2 Notes

Watch in awe as the blood splatters

Hog tie normal folk,

Then set them on the train tracks.

Red Dead Redemption

It Holds My Heart

You are my best friend

My weighted companion cube

Sorry I hurt you